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pileofknives:

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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ithelpstodream:

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

Do it, buzz

Now that’s a facial journey

Some of my favorites:

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

2017 mood.

I think this one is my favourite

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

God bless

he’s |—| close to going tf off

No but you guys apart from this does anyone actually know what Trump is saying?

Buzz’s face kills me😂also I felt my IQ drop listening to this idiot

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• What girls say: I'm fine
• What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

scorpiogy:

there is soooo much beauty in being a good person 

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